Last Christmas, my sister wanted to get her kid a bendable robot. Instead, she got a figurine of the robot Bender from Futurama (a cartoon from the guy who wrote the Simpsons). The Bender figurine comes carrying its own martini glass and shaker, if I recall correctly.
I am on an apple bender. I finally went down to the new Whole Foods on the far side of town and they had honeycrisp apples. I am trying to keep it down to 2 a day. These apples are ridiculously good. I mean RI DIC U LOUS.
My point is, I highly recommend them if you happen to spot them somewhere. Seriously.
Also, I should not be allowed in Whole Foods without a shopping list. Budgetary trouble will surely ensue.