Might have to find out some more about this guy.

I want these people to prove they can define words like Nazi and socialist before they are allowed to use them.

I also promise to post pictures of my bench this weekend. I ended up disassembling it so the slats now need one more coat of stain and maybe some Thompson's Water Seal, and the sides need a coat of black Rustoleum. But it is gonna look slick, let me tell you.